Sunday, May 8, 2011

Funny and Interesting Interview Question


Story I
 Employer: Do you have a boyfriend?
 Candidate: I have.
 Employer: Is he working locally?
 Candidate: No. He is working Overseas.
 Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you!
 Candidate: Why?
 Employer: You will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my company doesn't want to pay extra
 expenses on the overseas calls just because of you. 

Story II
 Employer: Any girl friends?
 Candidate: No.
 Employer: So far chased any before?
 Candidate: Have, but not successful.
 Employer: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
 Candidate: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider this personal issue.
 Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
 Candidate: Why?
 Employer: You are lacking of public relation skills and confidence!!

Story III
 Employer: Any girlfriends?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Is she pretty?
 Candidate: Not quite.
 Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
 Candidate: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
 Employer: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because my company is dealing with arts, our
company requested an artist. 

Story IV
 Employer: Any girlfriends?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Is she pretty?
 Candidate: yes
 Employer: Is she your first lover?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit. 

Story V
 Employer: Any girlfriends?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Is she your first lover?
 Candidate: No. Have a few already.
 Employer: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper"! (Job hoper!) 

Story VI
 Employer: Any boyfriends?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Is he rich?
 Candidate: No.
 Employer: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and
 you will seduce. 

Story VII
 Employer: Any boyfriends?
 Candidate: Yes.
 Employer: Is he rich?
 Candidate: Yes, very rich. He owns a company.
 Employer: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't even want to employ    you, neither do we!
 Candidate: But, there is no position in his company.
 Employer: Then, what is your qualification?
 Candidate: Secretary!
 Employer: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness will affect your managers' working spirits.
 Candidate: But, I am not pretty at all.
 Employer: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested in you!!

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2 comments:

mirulabu said...

hahaa. itu la dunia. sume salah. wakaka

nini said...

hadoi...jadi apalah konon...hahaha

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